Bad jokes
Or dad jokes.
Just for males?
Self depricating?
Depreciated?
Selfless, simple, turn of word, shameless, terrible, basic, drole, boring.
Fumny, friendly, dorky, shared, worthwhile, humour, classic, banal, ironic, quips, adage, quirky, calming.

Your mumma jokes: hurtful.

Are Dad jokes just for dads?
Just for men?
Does every man have a dad jokes side?
Does the act of having kids contribite philosophically to the need for quick words of wasted wit?
Exestentialist comedy stripped back.
You have reproduced.
Now embarrass your children.

Don’t take a photo, join me.
Gym today was good.
Exam was mostly ok.

Made my bed.
Saw Jack. He went to an all boys school.
He always had bed hair and was a good long distance runner.
He’s jack(ed) but said that i was tanned.
That’d be funny names for kids jack and tan and Ed.

Ruth hasn’t messaged me. Hope she’s doing good.
I feel like a man in de-man-d.
Appropriate amounts of D.
“He’s like a dog with two dicks that boy”
“He’s got a back like a tin”

I wish I had time to study more.
Tommorrow is going to be a sickening regurgitation of info.

Tt on ss

Sweet dreams world.
You’re a Good place.
With fun things.

As the stress and anxiety rises.
Read notes:

Goddamnit Travis. 2.45am
I’m Ruth-less 12:15am

Learning about Ounces and Gallons.
Laying down info.
Drinks!
Liquid. Mathematical Messiah.

10GALLONS OF LEMON WATER – 1280 ounces.
Litre = 33.8 ounces.
10 ounces = 300ml
8 ounces = 240ml

I’ll have a small flat white with two shots and two shots of milk.
MILK? Are you a baby?

A shot is an ounce (almost). 33ml.
1 Pint = 16ounces. 473ml.

Antonio is a barman from Bristol that works at the Maypol Hotel.
Nina – Blonde lady with a glow. Does Yoga, painted house over the long weekend.
Aren’t we all just living for shared experience?
Composa
Samosa
Samoa
Mimosa
MakeDrinkIslandFood.

They’re like little beans with hands? 22:26. Who the fuck said this. What did it mean?

ONE PUNCH MAN. – made me cry with laughter, as I drank pepsi.

People are mirrors.
My life is an apple riddled with worm holes.
Trails and tracks.
Ideas
Mum is getting worse.
I think i have the energy to look after her.
This semester has been go go go.
No time for her.
Just friends, work and school.

Beers have been great,
Women have been amazing.
Its that time of year?
There is no shame for me.
I see you in the street, i smile and wave.
We don’t have to talk.
Its sad if we aren’t close.
If you dread being seen.

Exam Tuesday. It will be ok.
I am a polished mirror.
I reflect a bright image.
I am true.
My vision isn’t skewed.

Vietnamegan!
Alex goes tomorrow.
I have dinner and the doctor planned.
Print out an old exam!

Do people do what the do because they can?
Am I wasting my life studying in Australia when I have a British passport.
I’m not procrastination, i’m just thinking deeply about what it is, and what it means to be close to someone and hug them.

When I was younger, I was sick.
Yeah… We all were. Our body created chemicals for our bodies that would changes us forever.
We grew hairs over night.
Our minds changed.
It was a dangerous time for us all.
You weren’t sick, you were young.
You’re still young.
Tell me another story.
Because that’s all you have… your story.

What drives you?
Sex? Being joined with someone?
Philosophical conversation? Sharing things with others?
Great ideas. Bad ideas.
Shooting the shit.
Bring it on.
Lets see what we believe in.
Hear yourself speak some truths.
Judge yourself.
Be judged by others.
Family, friends or foes.
Forget it all matters.
People choose who they associate with.
I’ve been busy,
Sociable.
Maximising my outputt. 10minutes until I need to be somewhere. Fit in some activites.
You are the vibrating mess of the world.
Dance, run hot, sizzle, move, shake your limbs but close your eyes.
Don’t think.
To think, you need to stop.
Stop dead. Lay down,
Warm milk, a spoon of honey.
Rest yourself well.
Relax. Love

Today was great.
Practice test; philosophy major student talking in a way that wasn’t at all making me envious.

Travel is life.
Learn, experience, be free, move.

Played 500.
Cards with Rich, Eden and Alex.
It was a farewell. We’re all quite close.
I love them all very much.
This is farewell to our group of 4.
Comfortable. Happy.
Now I must study.
All is well though.

I spent time, explaining myself and oversharing to Ruth.
Boy that ould be complicated.

Fibre is just the hairs you didn’t spot and pick out of your sandwhich.
The spelling of sandwhich always gets me.
All-ways.
Sand witch which wich san dwish
I just ate the flower of a chive plant.
There were ants on it.
That was a minute ago.
I wonder if they’re dead.
My french test was today, I did ok. I didn’t nail it. There were some big pauses. But I’d trained hard all year. Lots of practice.
Dinne rparty last night, food the constant flow of energy.
The transformation.
The ideals.
Buffy? Really you’ve watched it all? You like Tv.
Find yourself somebody.
Are you an interesting character?
What is it with not being able to share a comfortable silence with someone? When you’re with someone you love you should be a “happy puppy” playful fun, comfortable.
Comfortable.
Ha there’s that word. Cast this plate infront of me from the balcony.
Climb the highest building.
Sayer or a do-er.
Talk about tattoos? Boring kill me.
You lack passion.
Your head and your body. Are they joined?
Do you want to partake in. Graff?!
James, you freeloading, weed smoking, black curly haired character in my fiction- my life.
You had a blood transfusion when you were young.
That changed you.
Blood. DNA.
Imagine living inthe balance between reclamation of nature.
At the moment if we fought a war.
We’d be winning. Toward our own salvation. Our demise.
Life and death. The theme of most.
Scratch the surface.
“if we all picked up one piece of rubbish”
-turn it up a bit mate
Classic. Mean.
So basic.

Bite the fork that feeds you.
3 exams.
Do you deserve to pass. Practice. Pass pass pass pass pass!
How could anyone effect you? How could anyone have power over you? How could anyone influence you? What could they say.
Do their actions speak louder than words? What are the loudest words?
My surmise of the day was off. The chill sinks in.
Sinks sinks sinks.
Like in a bathroom. Flush and wash away your shit ideas.
1234. That’s the time. Time for a change?
Chopsticks?
What’s your favourite food?
Weetbix! Combien weetbix faitez vous? Haha.
The sound of someone laughing ina different language?
Is everything leant through observation?
Do you observe things that aren’t learnt?
Seeing the mundane. Speaking the mundane. Sharkng an experience, accurately. Illiciting emotion. Captivating attention.
Its rare you are A rare like a shiny pickachu.
I used to colled those cards.
Used used used.
Use to. Used to.
What’s the use?
Its used to make sense.
Edward in the U.S. US, ED.
Are you a sayyyyer or a doooer.
Do it. Do. Everything you say. Otherwise you waste your breath. Don’t waste a moment.
Its 5.50 and if you are invited over at 6. I wont be there.
Lets not talk in 24 hours, you cant even read that that when you’re blind. You kill me. You make me nervy.
You cut me down.
I’m all over everything you say.
You’re all over the shop.
There is so little coherence you are lost you lost us. We’re out of your zone.

More on that later.
Tbc

She only eats food that starts with P.
Pizza and curry.
My broke brain thought this.

You cant always philosophise.
Thinking like that all the time is boring.
Could you ever learn everything.
Do you learn things so that you might view the world different, potentially better.
Numerous lenses.
Shared experience is life.
History is a way of learning new infomation faster.
The news is every activity that you otherwise would have missed.
The un-mundane, done to death.
Pool.
Dinner.
Sexism.
Hugs
Kisses farewells.
Nerves. Study test tomorrow.

I’ll comtribute fully later.
I want to try and remember everything i said to Ruth today.
I’m so happy.
I had some great moments this weekend. I got drunk.
Hot, beautiful, attractive. Different meanings.
Nervy about exams. I’ll try to get it together.

Everyone is existentialist.
My gaping,
Gawking joke on the world.
Possibility for suicide.
Top of the roller coaster today. Scream to the world,
In silent revelry.
Moan.
“You’re so hot”

Shopping.
Got water on the mountain.
Brain is all over the shop.
Sport.
Sunburn.

He was such a happy young man.
He ended it on a day he felt he might not top.
Don’t worry i’ll stick around to help other people attain.

Contentedness. Comfort.
Be hungry.
Torture yourself.
Drive to bigger and better things.
Jump hurdles.
Make everyone jealous.
I am envy.
Show me your lust.
Be true to yourself.
Light a fire.

You are a sweat thumb person. Climbing mountains and forgetting the cardgame rules.

“I wish you played music”

Beard is killing it.
Assignment is submitted.
Facebook stalk level 50%.

Placebo is back as the band of choice.
Spent last night with Rhys and Gen.
They were both, agitated to quietness.
I wasn’t prepared to be their continuous stimulation.
But I tired. Had 3 beers. Got chattery.

Rhys mentioned my mum. That was interesting.
My reaction.
Topic change, reflect, inflect.
Ask similar of someone else.
Gen. Parents are smart.
Everyone has their secrets.
All people are allowed their one fault.
Nobody is perfect.
Or are they?

Phone did a strange thing today.
5dollars credit in an odd direction.
Gotta brush my teeth and go for a jog.

Texted Eden.
Need to tell my work that i’m going to Japan.
So out of whack, can’t remember names.
Itchy scratchy.
Want to do things.
Beard, doing work.
Great work.
Like when you have the “taken” look about you,
Drives the girls wild.

What is it Gen. Do girls “really go for it”, sometimes.
Talking about embracing the demon, the animal, the disgusting instinct.
Eat until you’re sick.
Do women do that. Starve themselves?
Is that just a western piece of bullshit?
Are different people, less or more self aware?

I think therefore I am.
Is that the best logic we’ve got after all this time?
I need to jog. It a good rhythm then rest.
Health. Sleep.
Feet up. Relax.

Doing work. Tonight, walk, chat, be motivated.
Hopefully I avoid catastrophe and mistake, avoid drunken-ness, awkwardness, shame, ambiguity, murder, shyness, lies and oversharing the truth. Let me just dig it. Let there be cake.
Lets eat brioche. However we choose to quote it.
The French revolution.
Revel children.
Reveal yourselves,
feel yourselves.
Smile, banter, dig it, groove.
you’re never too old to dance.
If not infront of you, let me dance in your mind.

Shoes off at the door.
Put your bag down.
Peppermint?

What’s the most preferrable colour of toilet seat for you?

Why does this young lady have so much energy? I think she’s cool. But I don’t have anything to say, we’re in the boring class. How funny and interesting can you be. Bad situation. Tough times. Its Tasmania. I’ll be seeing you. Ha.

Beach today. Could be a thing.
Assignment needs doing.

Many things need doing.
But I’m feeling pretty gathered, considering.
It will all be ok.
I am a capable human being.
-Where is my wallet-