Scumbag Scale:

1-10 working draft

1 – I’m going to be late scumbag
2 – Sorry I forgot scumbag
3 – Actually I changed my mind, and made other plans scumbag
4 – You ignored me in the supermarket scumbag
5 – You stole my parking spot scumbag
6 – Trainee/Intern/Student Scumbag
7 – Full Time Scumbag
8 – Master Scumbag
9 – Elite Practitioner/ Professor Scumbag
10 – Overlordo/Evil Dictatoro Scumbago