You look like Ethan Hawke.
-Fuck. Off.

I look like me.

You think I look like someone you’ve seen on the telly.
What a strange thing to bring to my attention (everone, someone different, often)

Walk on stage. Pick up stool.
“Well… keep clapping otherwise you’re zombies and i’m outta here”

*pretend to have an eyeglass
Look at someone in the crowd.
Special skill: Use fake objects.