You look like Ethan Hawke.
I look like me.
You think I look like someone you’ve seen on the telly.
What a strange thing to bring to my attention (everone, someone different, often)
Walk on stage. Pick up stool.
“Well… keep clapping otherwise you’re zombies and i’m outta here”
*pretend to have an eyeglass
Look at someone in the crowd.
Special skill: Use fake objects.