Days plug on.

Today passed me by with the completion of my French test.
Some questions I got right. Some I got wrong.
I have no fear of failing. I’m better than than.
I have no fear of being alone.
There are many stresses upon my life. But you find your priorities as they come.
Energy.
Action.
Food.
Education.
Ideals.

When you make jokes with cereal
Wit-Bix
What’s your favourite cereal wrapped in meat?
Meat-bix.
What do you call it when the only enjoyable food you have is cereal.
Treat-bix
What do you call it when you don’t eat cereal with your hands.
Stumped?… Feet-bix
What do you call a tidy, organised breakfast.
Neat-Bix
What do you do when cereal is your DJ?
Beat-bix.
What happens when you shake hands with your cereal?
Greet-Bix
What cereal do you eat in the summer?
Heat-Bix
And in the cold of winter?
Sleet-Bix
When you’re eating cereal for dessert?
Sweet-Bix
When you’re in the Mediterranean eating cereal?
Crete-Bix.
When you write your phone number on your cereal?
Deet-Bix
When you flatten your cereal?
Sheet-Bix
When you have the baby food version of cereal?
Teat-Bix
When your cereal outruns you?
Fleet-Bix
When your cereal thinks its better than you?
Elite-Bix
When you are just sitting there, dreaming of cereal.
Seat-Bix
When the food you need isn’t infront of you?
Eat-Bix
When you take a bite out of your boyfriend thinking he’s cereal.
Pete-Bix
Your favourite poetic cereal?
Yeat-Bix.
What cereal irons your pants?
Pleat-Bix
What cereal do goats eat?
Bleat-Bix
What’s the best after-sex cereal.
Skeet-Bix
When two cereals collide they?
Meet-Bix

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