For all you Trekkies out there:
“THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!”

Also, today I started a new job. Selling booze in a local liquor store.
Brainless, mind-numbing work almost to embarrassment. I helped where I could, displayed initiative even. Failed at banter, which I thought was a laugh:

“Buying a carton eh? You know its the middle of the week… Ha… ha…haaaa”
– get me out of here.

Not to worry, cash cash cash.
The world turns over: in its grave.