“So when is Patrick returning from rainbow?”

-Everyone’s been asking. Especially me.

Last night I was shivering, with a fever and headspins (not the dance move).

I caught up with some friends to see a show. “Big Gay Cruise”. It was fabulous!

My good friend Ben played a big role, and stole the show.

Alas, now:

My body is broken. My mind is goop

This day i’ve awoken with a blood clot in my leg.