“Hello, welcome – how can we help you today?”

Hi, a table for one if that’s possible.

“Yeah sure, in a booth or at a table?”

I don’t mind, dealers choice.

“Ok, so we had a booth for you just around the corner here…”

Perfect

“Ok, here we are enjoy your meal”

Thanks

-leaving me to sit, she turns and announces to the bar: “I feel really sick, I gotta go!”

She rushes outside, and vomits on the lawn.

I am concerned, impressed by her low cut top and professionalism.