SYSTEMS CHECK! You have arrived, at work.
Patience: wavering around fourteen percent,
Respect: just off 40,
Ambition: dialled at 69 percent
Hope: faltering at 9
Joy: on the boil
Kindness: 1 empty cup
Connection: synthetic prototype in test
Aptitude: grinding on at 5mph
Friendliness: needs an oil change
Politeness: green light 71%
Care: red light (broken dial? Call maintenance)
ANUAL REPORTS: Teeth grinding (asleep). Tension headaches. Eye deterioration. Arm pain. Futile interactions occurring often. System reboot December.