Hey did you fly here from the states just for the coffee?

No Canada. You should always say Canada so you don’t offend anyone.

Wow, what else did you talk about on your big bus tour of the world. Your opening cliche is setting me up for a stellar day with the creativity of human contact rounding off at a healthy naught point zero.

Enjoy your soy latte. Said nobody ever.

Melbourne tonight, turn up the amp.