I let my mind wander today and came up with Metaphor Misapplication.
-I started trying to solve real issues in a nonsensical fun kind of way, and promptly lost track.
Global warming is like a child wearing too many jumpers.
I can’t afford dinner like a duck can’t be a dentist for chickens.
The food was off, like a pillow with a hole through it.
Paul liked mice in the same way underpants are blue.